Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together
if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
"hey, do you want the rest of my salad?"
"how about some of my fries?"
“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.