Words From A Person You've Never Heard Of

Creative writing major. Slighly educated bum. Recently lost best friend; found pencil. DO NOT LET WORDS DIE.

shaiger:

everyone else gets like those super cool Charizard x Machamp pokefusions and what do i get?…

DORB

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lunechanteur:

I’m happy with my religion, thank you.

lunechanteur:

I’m happy with my religion, thank you.

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memeguy-com:

I found a horribly fun way to disappoint my kids in the morning

memeguy-com:

I found a horribly fun way to disappoint my kids in the morning

(via im-her-superman87)

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater, via olenna-motherfucking-tyrell)

pistachiozombie:

The adventures of me wearing my graphic tees/dresses that have to do with video games or shows while working at Hot Topic. True story today.

Guys, stop doing this. It makes you 20000000 times less likely to pick up a girl. Stop “checking” us and let us love our things. 

(via bitdragon)

swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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(Source: thesoftestbunny, via bitdragon)

c l a r a ,   t e l l   m e .  a m  i  a  g o o d   m a n ?

           i  -  d o n ’ t   k n o w .

(Source: lastisle, via eddietg)